Somewhere in Sydney (1976)

Loss of a girlfriend prompted this song by Melbourne band Skyhooks:

Somewhere in Sydney there’s a lady so pretty
When she crosses the harbour she’s the queen of the city
Somewhere in Sydney there’s a lady so sweet
She hides her tattoo when she’s out on the streets

Well it might look like Monaco
But it sure ain’t Greece
They gave us Sin City on a million year lease
Ten miles outta Sydney
On Freeway Five
The radio’s playin’ just as fast as you drive

Somewhere in Sydney up on Bellevue Hill
There’s gay boy with a new toy
Movin’ in for the kill
Somewhere in Sydney there’s a boy with a hit
Who’s shakin’ the city and he just won’t quit

Well it might look like Monaco
But it sure ain’t Greece
They gave us Sin City on a million year lease
Ten miles outta Sydney on Freeway Five
The radio’s playin’ just as fast as you drive

Sydney sweet Sydney I love your red roofs
And I’m spending all my money in your telephone booths
So many people, so many types
So much truth, and so much hype

I get anonymous letters from the North Shore
They don’t read like hard core
Name droppers on the road from my hometown
Bein’ around just to be around

And there ain’t no rats in them high rise flats
Where the clouds float by my window
And the sounds on the street are so discreet
And they’re all in their own special lingo

Greg Macainsh, Australian, b. 1952(?)

Rennie Ellis, Bicentennial Fashion Show - Sydney Opera House [1988](State Library of Victoria)

Rennie Ellis, Bicentennial Fashion Show – Sydney Opera House [1988](State Library of Victoria)

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from Emerald City (1987)

Like his creator, Colin is a Melbourne writer who has moved to Sydney:

COLIN stands by a window, gazing out. He is a handsome, engaging man in his late thirties whose natural disposition is warm and open, though when he feels uncertain or under attack, he’s capable of an aloof, almost arrogant air and of sharp retaliation. He is watched by ELAINE ROSS, a shrewd capable woman in her fifties.

COLIN: [turning away from the window] What other city in the world could offer a view like this?
ELAINE: Rio. But I’m prepared to believe it’s the second most beautiful city in the world.
COLIN: I used to come here when I was a kid and go back with my head full of images of lushness. Green leaves spilling over sandstone walls, blue water lapping at the sides of ferries. Flame trees, Jacaranda, heavy rain, bright sun.
ELAINE: [drily] Yes, there’s no lack of colour.
COLIN: Everything in Melbourne is flat, grey, parched and angular. And everything is controlled and moderate. It never rains in buckets like it does here in Sydney, it drizzles. The wind never gusts, it creeps along the streets like a wizened old mugger and slips a blade into your kidneys. Sydney has always felt like a city of sub-tropical abundance.
ELAINE: Abundance. [Nodding] Yes. There’s abundance. Sometimes I’m not sure of what.
COLIN: There’s a hint of decadence too, but to someone from the puritan south, even that’s appealing.
ELAINE: I didn’t drag you up here, then?
COLIN: No, I would’ve come years ago, but I couldn’t persuade Kate. She’s convinced Sydney is full of con men, crooks and hustlers.
ELAINE: She’s right.
COLIN: Melbourne has its quota of shysters.
ELAINE: Sydney is different. Money is more important here.
COLIN: Why more so than Melbourne?
ELAINE: To edge yourself closer to a view. In Melbourne all views are equally depressing, so there’s no point.
COLIN: [laughing] I’m not convinced.
ELAINE: It’s true. No one in Sydney ever wastes time debating the meaning of life – it’s getting yourself a water frontage. People devote a lifetime to the quest. You’ve come to a city that knows what it’s about, so be warned. The only ethic is that there are no ethics, loyalties rearrange themselves daily, treachery is called acumen and honest men are called fools.
COLIN: I thought you liked the place?
ELAINE: I do. It’s my city and I accept it for what it is. Just don’t behave as if you’re still in Melbourne, because if you do you’ll get done like a dinner.
[ELAINE exits. COLIN moves thoughtfully to centre stage. KATE walks on. She’s COLIN’s wife. An attractive, vivacious and intelligent woman in her thirties. Her frowning earnestness often makes her funny when she’s not trying to be.]
COLIN: This is an amazing city.
KATE: [bluntly] I hate it.
COLIN: [suddenly angry] Christ, Kate! If you’re going to be this negative right from the start, let’s just cancel everything and go back south.
KATE: We can’t. You insulted everybody as soon as you knew we were going.
COLIN: It’s a stunning city, Kate. You should see the view that Elaine’s got.
KATE: To judge a city by the views it offers is the height of superficiality. This city is dreadful. The afternoon paper had three words on the cover: ‘Eel Gets Chop’, and no matter how much I juggle that around in my mind I can’t find a meaning that justifies the whole front page of a newspaper.

–David Williamson, Australian, b. 1942

People yachting on Sydney Harbour, New South Wales, 1987 (National Archives of Australia)

People yachting on Sydney Harbour, New South Wales, 1987 (National Archives of Australia)